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I’ve got a pretty well filmed stand up video up on the youtubes. It’s the first half of my set at Get Yucked Up (Sylvan Productions). Dirty Trix, SF. Check it out! Big thanks to Arny Cruz for filming!

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Obama’s girls, Sasha and Malia are apparently fans of the Kardashians. Seriously, I love that the Kardashians are still famous. In fact they’re getting bigger and bigger every year (no like literally they’re getting bigger cause they’re like always pregnant or kind of fat and stuff like…

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Then why is it called that? Good question. I have no idea.

So if you don’t already know what i’m talking about, it’s this:

Part time skydiving instructor, part time porn star Alex Torres (the dude) created the most brilliant skydiving sex stunt ever in the world. Basically he made a…

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Ambient group Marconi Union worked with sound therapists to create “Weightless”, the world’s most relaxing song.

Apparently this shit is more relaxing than getting a massage, going to the spa, or listening to Mozart.

WEIRD RIGHT? I don’t believe that listening to this song is more…

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Star Trek actor Zachary Quinto recently revealed to the press in an interview that he “loves the cock”. Okay so that isn’t a direct quote from Quinto, but I did just say it out loud making it quote-able.

This is a great day for young gay male trekkies who could previously only hope to…

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A cancer expert from Harvard (you can major in cancer? lololollll) has recently explained to us less knowledgeable commoners that Steve Jobs’s death was stupid and totally unnecessary. So in other words, Steve Jobs’s death is like the IPOD SHUFFLE of deaths.

How could the guy who forced me to…